================================================ Subject: Re: [ Creed Discuss ] NCR: ATTN: Joe From: "Lee Reed" To: discuss@creedlisters.com Date: Sat 26 Jun 2004 00:52:38 -0400 ================================================ *clap clap clap*....much better than the tripe that kim put up as an example (no offense to you, kim) Lee >From: "Joe Earles" >Reply-To: Creed Discuss Temporary Replacement >To: "Creed Discuss Temporary Replacement" >Subject: Re: [ Creed Discuss ] NCR: ATTN: Joe >Date: Thu, 24 Jun 2004 13:02:00 -0400 > >Harry Potter and the Whiny Crooner > > > > > > Having been home from Hogwarts for just over a week and >feeling the pressures of being an underage wizard in ways that were beyond >comprehension, Harry decided to take advantage of his Muggle surroundings >and take the bus into London for the day. He stopped briefly in Diagon >Alley to exchange a dew galleons for Muggle money and then off into the big >city he ventured. > > > > The music on the bus was absolutely revolting. Harry tried to >no avail to block it out of his mind, but since he had stopped practicing >Occlumency he found this to be an un-meetable challenge. > > > > Any dream that we endeavour, boys and girls go good together. > > > > "Make it stop." Harry though aloud. > > "I know what you mean. I can't stand this stuff either," >whined the man behind him. Harry turned around to discover a tall, doe-eyed >gentleman with several days' stubble and a long mane of greasy hair that >reminded him unsentimentally of Professor Snape. > > "Do I know you?" asked Harry. > > "You should," the man replied. :I'm Scott Stapp." > > "You're who?" Harry asked, perplexed. > > "Stapp. Scott Stapp. I sing with the band Creed." > "I heard they broke up." > > "Nah. vicious rumor." > "I'm Harry. Harry Potter." > > "Really?" Stapp replied, "Amazing. You know, while I was at >the airport I ran into Hansel and Gretel. Then when I got in the limo that >took me to my hotel the Three Little Pigs helped me stow my luggage." > "Oh bugger off you wanker!" Harry said and turned his back on >Stapp. > > "Ooh! Touched a nerve, did I?" said Stapp, with a note of >pompous victory in his voice. "Well let's have a look at that scar then. >Come on, Harry.let's see that wand of yours. Maybe we'll run into a >Dementor or two!" > > "One can hope," Harry muttered without turning back around. > > "Or maybe," Stapp chided on, "I can watch you vanquish a few >orcs!" > "Do I look like Frodo Baggins to you, you pillock?" > > "No.you look like Sid Vicious after a bender." > > "Well, you'd know all about that, wouldn't you?" > > "You got some mouth on you, you know that, kid? I think >someone ought to shut it for you." > > Poor Harry didn't know what to do. He knew that if he used >magic against this loser that he would be expelled for sure. He braced >himself to run when the bus reached his stop and try to outrun Stapp (who >would obviously follow him off the bus if only to keep up the altercation). > > The bus stopped and Harry made a run for it. Stapp gave chase >as Harry had feared. Harry ran for what seemed like hours until he came >upon a dark alley full of lod, broken office furniture. As he got close to >one of the file cabinets he heard a strange rumbling from within. It >couldn't be. could it? > > "Hey, dogmeat!" Stapp yelled from the end of the alley. "You >don't seem so tough now, do you?" > > "Why don't you come see for yourself you hairless ape!" > > Stapp advanced on Harry. Even from a distance Harry's eyes >burned with anger like two electrified green M&Ms. Stapp made a final lunge >for Harry as Harry whipped open the drawer letting loose the Boggart he >knew was in there. Immediately the boggart assumed the form of Hillaree >Stapp, wearing nothing but a black bra and sweat pants and carrying a cell >phone. > > "I NAILED FOUR GUYS IN YOUR BEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!" the boggart >Hillaree wailed. A look of terror overtook Stapp as the boggart hurled the >cell phone at him, only to have the phone fly back into its hand upon >impact. It pelted Stapp again and again until Stapp was naught but a >quivering mess in the middle of the alley. > > "That's enough of that," Harry said pulling out his wand. >"Riddikulus!" > > Immediately the boggart retreated to its drawer and bothered >Stapp no more. > > The paramedics arrived moments later and upon examining Stapp >with their Stethoscopes determined that he would be just fine. A few bumps >and bruises were all he had sustained, save the blow to his pride. > > An owl swooped into the alley with a letter from the Ministry >of Magic. This was it. He'd used magic outside school again and he was >surely expelled from Hogwarts. Opening the letter, Harry read: > > > >Dear Mr. Potter, > >Well, you've been at it again, haven't you? > >Good show! That bugger needed a good trouncing! > >Have a nice day! > >-Mafilda Goshawk, Ministry of Magic > > > > > >----- Original Message ----- >From: "Kimberly Reid" >To: >Sent: Thursday, June 24, 2004 11:51 AM >Subject: [ Creed Discuss ] NCR: ATTN: Joe > > > > Fan Fic Challenge 11 > > > > Well, systematic thinking didn't work, so putting 15 elements in a hat >and drawing out five seemed to be a good idea...I guess we'll have to wait >and see. Authors, you're elements are: > > > > 1. a line from a Ludacris song > > 2. a character from Lord Of The Rings (doesn't have to be the main >character, just make sure it's in the story somehow, such as "Hey that dude >looks like Frodo!") > > 3. a black bra > > 4. a stethescope > > 5. green M&Ms (plain, peanut, almond, peanut butter, any will do) > > > > Stories need to be submitted to me at Jade9850@aol.com (put challenge 11 >in the subject heading). Feel free to email me with questions or rants. >Anyone that wants to be a judge, email me at the above addy. 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